Agony Season Prayer Line T shirt

Agony Season Prayer Line Tee

Spiritual renewal meets questionable graphic design. This oversized black tee is printed with a satirical “prayer hotline” ad, complete with a gothic cross, clashing fonts, and a hotline number you definitely shouldn’t dial. Highlighting themes of penance, sacrifice, and suspiciously credit card–friendly redemption, the design captures the absurdity of commodified faith and late-night infomercials.

Crafted from soft cotton, the shirt balances irony with comfort. Whether you’re mocking televangelists, flexing your ironic streetwear, or just want strangers to wonder if you’re in a prayer pyramid scheme, this tee does the job.

• 100% cotton
• Bold front graphic with oversized lettering
• Parody hotline aesthetic (credit card logos included, because of course)
• Relaxed fit for maximum existential suffering

Wear it to church, to the mall, or to your next séance—your spiritual renewal awaits.